i think maybe people need to calm down with this giovanna plowman stuff.
she ate/sucked on her tampon. who gives a fuck. would i do it? no, thanks. but she did, and it’s her mouth, and her tampon. and no one was hurt from it, everyone got some form of entertainment from it. i dont agree with it, but from what i saw on her blog, she’s taking it in stride and thats rad.
let her do her, guys.
so ima do one.
Are you anyone’s first love?
pretty damn sure
Has someone ever told you they want to spend the rest of their life with you?
Do you think you can love someone without trusting them?
nope. not i.
What are you doing tomorrow?
wasting my existence on the interweb
What do you do when you get mad?
What’s bothering you rightnow?
my wifi isn’t working and i want to fuck around on my new tablet for daysssss :(
Do you like the person you are becoming?
yes, i think i am actually becoming an ~adult~ if i understand the term correctly
Do you miss anyone from your past?
sure, but unless they’re a part of my present they aren’t worth worrying about
If you could see someone right now who would it be?
i look like a piece of hell at the moment so NO ONE
Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
i find all people confusing. i am robot. teach me your huuuuuman ways.
Are you open about your feelings or closed off?
a little of both. but when i get ALL THE FEELS i like to make it explicitly well known
Did you ever lose a best friend?
not in a dead sorta way but yes
Are you going to kiss the last person you kissed again?
oh i am going to kiss him so hard. SOOO HARD, YOU GUYS.
Will you talk to the person you like on the phonetonight?
it’s possible but i doubt it. we have a mostly textual relationship
Do you trust all of your friends?
Have you ever woken up next to someone and wanted to puke?
sure but the two weren’t necessarily related
If someone likes you what would be the best way to let you know?
give me lots of money anonymously. moneymoneymoneymoney
Would you honestly say you’d risk your life for someone else?
depends on the specific risk but i’d like to think so
Has anyone upset you in the last week?
not that i can recall
Do you have piercings?
yes… septum, nostril, navel, lobes, cartilidge… i’m a pincushion
Would it hurt seeing someone kissing the last person you kissed?
yes. unless it was another sexy man; i could get down on that
Did you speak to your father today?
yes, i’z home for the holidays (:
Has a girl put their arm around you in the past 5 days?
in a sisterly embrace only… no ghey days :(
Do you believe exes can really ever be “just friends”?
yes. i have experienced such miracles.
Are there things you always take with you?
just my roguish charm and girlishly handsome good look
How many people do you truly trust?
just a few
Who can you blame for your mood today?
my main squeezums and a super awesome sleepless weekend (not like that PERVS)
Do you get mad when a bf/gf talks about an ex?
nahhh i’m usually the one that gets in trouble for that D: i don’t mean a thing by it, though.
Has anyone ever told you they love you and meant it?
i’m pretty sure.
Do you like what the ocean does to your hair?
mostly, except the dead whale smell… because i LOVE it
Think of the person you’d like to be with the most right now, when did you last see them?
last night (:
Is there a guy/girl that knows everything or mostly everything about you?
Who was the last person you cried in front of?
huh… might have been my sister because i needed to be COMFORTED
Who’s the last person to call you “baby”?
Have you ever gone out with a football player or a baseball player?
both. ERMERGHERD SPERTS
If you’re sleeping and someone calls you what do you say?
“dafuq is callin me”
Feel like talking to someone that you haven’t in a while?
Ready for winter to leave?
not until santa day is over homie
Have you ever slept in a bed with the opposite sex?
oh i have, and i’d get away with too if it weren’t for you meddling surveys
Are you keeping a big secret right now?
Are you taller than 5’ 5”?
uh, yeah. i bet i’m taller than yer dad
How’s your heart right now?
pulsating as usual
How ticklish are you?
if you dare to tickle, i’ll kickle your dickle.
Is any part of your body sore?
Are you satisfied with what you currently have in life?
yes. my life is fucking awesome.
Do people ever think you’re older/younger than you actually are?
usually younger, occasionally older
Do you own a pair of green pants?
don’t ask me what im wearing ya pervert survey. pervey? survert? i’m working on it.
What’s the longest you’ve ever talked on the phone?
so long that the life cycle of the universe reset
Is anyone overprotective of you?
Were you born in the same town you live in now?
i was born in a bin outside a mcdonald’s in the most remote depths of the caspian sea
Was the last person you kissed cute?
probably the cutest thing i’ve ever had the pleasure of swapping saliva with, yep.
Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?
Who was the last baby you held?
my cousin’s two-year-old ian
Do you like your life?
if my life was a facebook status id like it twice
Is there a girl that knows everything about you?
not everything, but many things
What are you most excited about?
motherfucking santa day, post-apocalypse
What were you doing at 8 this morning?
What are you doing tonight?
sitting on my fat ass eating food and watching tv. the american dream
Do you like pancakes?
in and around my mouth yes please
Have you told anybody you loved them today?
What are you doing for your next birthday?
getting fucking old
Do you like surprises?
yes but not surprise secks
What did your last myspace message say?
some shit about the new myspace ERMERGHERD noo mi spehce
Do you ever keep arguing when you know you’re wrong?
i’m NEVAR RONG
Do you like to cuddle?
ohhh yes. my ectomorphic body lurves to leach heat from other people.
Who was the last person’s voice you heard?
the satanic yodeling of a christmas carol forgotten years ago…
Do you crack your knuckles?
only when i’m about to wreck a skull
Where does most of your family live?
planet earth. mostly.
Who was the last person who called you?
Are you good at giving directions?
uh, let’s just say if i was sacagewea, lewis and clark would be fucked and not just by each other
Tell me about the shirt you’re wearing?
it used to belong to my best friend. she gave me her shirt. i gave her my heart.
Have a best friend?
see above reply. i adore her
How have you felt today?
my murderous rage was kept at bay so i’d consider it a success!
Is there any emotion you’re trying to avoid right now?
murderous rage, yes
Have you ever kissed someone in a vehicle?
oh i did and you best believe it got HAWT
Are you a forgiving person?
in most cases. it’s tiresome, holding grudges.
Are you wearing shorts?
Ever had a girl best friend?
yes believe it or not i do not repel people with double x chromosomes
Do you hate the last girl you had a conversation with?
nooo j’adore ma mere et mon souer!
who knows dawg
Do you tell your best friend everything?
What will you be doing in an hour?
suffering endlessly no doubt
Last Beverage consumed?
water. life force of my people.
Are you happy right now?
happy like hippo!
Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with a C or T?
How has the week been?
awesome. i passed all my finals then went out with my bb darlin.
Have any plans for the rest of the week?
Someone leaves a note and flowers on your car, cute or tacky?
cute if it’s someone you actually like, but if not it’s questionable
When is the next time you’ll hug someone?
the next time someone harasses me with their arms
Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
yes. question everything.
when i’m alone i pretend to be singing at my concert and pretend to be acting in a movie and pretend to be doing an interview on ellen don’t judge me