Sugar Coated Renegade

armadildomon: heavy trigger warnings for rape. all right, I’ve...

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 05:27:57 -0500

heavy trigger warnings for rape.

all right, I’ve calmed down enough to post this, and hell fuckin’ no I ain’t blurrin’ out names.

hi my name is rachael, and this is why feminism is still needed. I have nothing else to say.

EDIT: names were blurred out. please stop sending them death threats :c

Fuck. Rachael Cut: proof that real heros are fighting real enemies every single day.

dutchbag: meulinthewickedkittybitch: 私はあなたの子供を食べるようになる。 “You are beautiful.” That- That’s not...

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 02:26:34 -0500

dutchbag:

meulinthewickedkittybitch:

私はあなたの子供を食べるようになる。

“You are beautiful.”

That-

That’s not what that means.

That’s not what that means at all.

Oh god.

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baffle-me-bratwell: i think maybe people need to calm down with this giovanna plowman stuff. she...

Thu, 24 Jan 2013 23:45:31 -0500

baffle-me-bratwell:

i think maybe people need to calm down with this giovanna plowman stuff.

she ate/sucked on her tampon. who gives a fuck. would i do it? no, thanks. but she did, and it’s her mouth, and her tampon. and no one was hurt from it, everyone got some form of entertainment from it. i dont agree with it, but from what i saw on her blog, she’s taking it in stride and thats rad.

let her do her, guys.

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Thu, 27 Dec 2012 03:44:49 -0500

penguineek: Hopscotch (by Rosa Pekkanen)

Mon, 17 Dec 2012 21:00:35 -0500

penguineek:

Hopscotch (by Rosa Pekkanen)

towards-an-impure-poetry: “We were all born on days when too...

Mon, 17 Dec 2012 20:57:12 -0500

towards-an-impure-poetry:

“We were all born on days when too many people died in terrible ways, but you still have to call it a birthday.” - Andrea Gibson, Birthday.

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Mon, 17 Dec 2012 20:51:05 -0500

i've missed doing myspace surveys

Mon, 17 Dec 2012 20:49:50 -0500

so ima do one.

Are you anyone’s first love?

pretty damn sure

Has someone ever told you they want to spend the rest of their life with you?
yes

Do you think you can love someone without trusting them?
nope. not i.

What are you doing tomorrow?
wasting my existence on the interweb

What do you do when you get mad?
go slap-happy

What’s bothering you rightnow?
my wifi isn’t working and i want to fuck around on my new tablet for daysssss :(

Do you like the person you are becoming?
yes, i think i am actually becoming an ~adult~ if i understand the term correctly

Do you miss anyone from your past?
sure, but unless they’re a part of my present they aren’t worth worrying about

If you could see someone right now who would it be?
i look like a piece of hell at the moment so NO ONE

Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
i find all people confusing. i am robot. teach me your huuuuuman ways.

Are you open about your feelings or closed off?
a little of both. but when i get ALL THE FEELS i like to make it explicitly well known

Did you ever lose a best friend?
not in a dead sorta way but yes

Are you going to kiss the last person you kissed again?
oh i am going to kiss him so hard. SOOO HARD, YOU GUYS.

Will you talk to the person you like on the phonetonight?
it’s possible but i doubt it. we have a mostly textual relationship

Do you trust all of your friends?
hellz no.

Have you ever woken up next to someone and wanted to puke?
sure but the two weren’t necessarily related

If someone likes you what would be the best way to let you know?
give me lots of money anonymously. moneymoneymoneymoney

Would you honestly say you’d risk your life for someone else?
depends on the specific risk but i’d like to think so

Has anyone upset you in the last week?
not that i can recall

Do you have piercings?

yes… septum, nostril, navel, lobes, cartilidge… i’m a pincushion

Would it hurt seeing someone kissing the last person you kissed?
yes. unless it was another sexy man; i could get down on that

Did you speak to your father today?
yes, i’z home for the holidays (:

Has a girl put their arm around you in the past 5 days?
in a sisterly embrace only… no ghey days :(

Do you believe exes can really ever be “just friends”?
yes. i have experienced such miracles.

Are there things you always take with you?
just my roguish charm and girlishly handsome good look

How many people do you truly trust?
just a few

Who can you blame for your mood today?
my main squeezums and a super awesome sleepless weekend (not like that PERVS)

Do you get mad when a bf/gf talks about an ex?
nahhh i’m usually the one that gets in trouble for that D: i don’t mean a thing by it, though.

Has anyone ever told you they love you and meant it?
i’m pretty sure.

Do you like what the ocean does to your hair?
mostly, except the dead whale smell… because i LOVE it

Think of the person you’d like to be with the most right now, when did you last see them?
last night (:

Is there a guy/girl that knows everything or mostly everything about you?
fasho

Who was the last person you cried in front of?
huh… might have been my sister because i needed to be COMFORTED

Who’s the last person to call you “baby”?
Lou

Have you ever gone out with a football player or a baseball player?
both. ERMERGHERD SPERTS

If you’re sleeping and someone calls you what do you say?
“dafuq is callin me”

Feel like talking to someone that you haven’t in a while?
sure

Ready for winter to leave?
not until santa day is over homie

Have you ever slept in a bed with the opposite sex?
oh i have, and i’d get away with too if it weren’t for you meddling surveys

Are you keeping a big secret right now?
maybeh

Are you taller than 5’ 5”?
uh, yeah. i bet i’m taller than yer dad

How’s your heart right now?
pulsating as usual

How ticklish are you?
if you dare to tickle, i’ll kickle your dickle.

Is any part of your body sore?
PURV

Are you satisfied with what you currently have in life?
yes. my life is fucking awesome.

Do people ever think you’re older/younger than you actually are?
usually younger, occasionally older

Do you own a pair of green pants?
don’t ask me what im wearing ya pervert survey. pervey? survert? i’m working on it.

What’s the longest you’ve ever talked on the phone?

so long that the life cycle of the universe reset

Is anyone overprotective of you?
everyoneeee

Were you born in the same town you live in now?
i was born in a bin outside a mcdonald’s in the most remote depths of the caspian sea

Was the last person you kissed cute?
probably the cutest thing i’ve ever had the pleasure of swapping saliva with, yep.

Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring?
yes

Who was the last baby you held?
my cousin’s two-year-old ian

Do you like your life?
if my life was a facebook status id like it twice

Is there a girl that knows everything about you?
not everything, but many things

What are you most excited about?

motherfucking santa day, post-apocalypse

What were you doing at 8 this morning?
snoozin’

What are you doing tonight?

sitting on my fat ass eating food and watching tv. the american dream

Do you like pancakes?
in and around my mouth yes please

Have you told anybody you loved them today?
probably so

What are you doing for your next birthday?
getting fucking old

Do you like surprises?
yes but not surprise secks

What did your last myspace message say?
some shit about the new myspace ERMERGHERD noo mi spehce

Do you ever keep arguing when you know you’re wrong?

i’m NEVAR RONG

Do you like to cuddle?
ohhh yes. my ectomorphic body lurves to leach heat from other people.

Who was the last person’s voice you heard?
the satanic yodeling of a christmas carol forgotten years ago…

Do you crack your knuckles?
only when i’m about to wreck a skull

Where does most of your family live?
planet earth. mostly.

Who was the last person who called you?
my maaaaam

Are you good at giving directions?
uh, let’s just say if i was sacagewea, lewis and clark would be fucked and not just by each other

Tell me about the shirt you’re wearing?
it used to belong to my best friend. she gave me her shirt. i gave her my heart.

Have a best friend?
see above reply. i adore her

How have you felt today?
my murderous rage was kept at bay so i’d consider it a success!

Is there any emotion you’re trying to avoid right now?
murderous rage, yes

Have you ever kissed someone in a vehicle?
oh i did and you best believe it got HAWT

Are you a forgiving person?
in most cases. it’s tiresome, holding grudges.

Are you wearing shorts?
no, survert.

Ever had a girl best friend?
yes believe it or not i do not repel people with double x chromosomes

Do you hate the last girl you had a conversation with?

nooo j’adore ma mere et mon souer!

Last argument?
who knows dawg

Do you tell your best friend everything?
not everything

What will you be doing in an hour?
suffering endlessly no doubt

Last Beverage consumed?
water. life force of my people.

Are you happy right now?
happy like hippo!

Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with a C or T?
damn straight

How has the week been?
awesome. i passed all my finals then went out with my bb darlin.

Have any plans for the rest of the week?
werkin it

Someone leaves a note and flowers on your car, cute or tacky?
cute if it’s someone you actually like, but if not it’s questionable

When is the next time you’ll hug someone?
the next time someone harasses me with their arms

Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
yes. question everything.

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Tue, 02 Oct 2012 03:15:21 -0400

you-had-me-at-hogwarts: Did anyone else wonder how Randy knows what cum tastes like?

Tue, 02 Oct 2012 02:39:07 -0400

you-had-me-at-hogwarts:

Did anyone else wonder how Randy knows what cum tastes like?

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Mon, 17 Sep 2012 02:42:30 -0400

shaynthevillain: I stumbled across this at Starbucks.

Sat, 15 Sep 2012 14:32:46 -0400

shaynthevillain:

I stumbled across this at Starbucks.

fuckyeahundercuts: (via thievesinlaw, momography)

Wed, 12 Sep 2012 21:30:35 -0400

fuckyeahundercuts:

(via thievesinlaw, momography)

iloveyoubutihatethiscity: love love love love bet it’s like...

Sun, 02 Sep 2012 19:35:59 -0400

iloveyoubutihatethiscity:

love love love love

bet it’s like $600

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